FUNNY LOVE STORY xDD
Hey Guys , Now Im having a sad day so Im gonna post this 'FUNNY JOKES' .
And You ! You , you and YOU !
Read it ! ;)
An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, stumbles over to her and kisses her full on the lips. Shocked and outraged, she jumps up and slaps him hard. He apologizes immediately and explains, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. I love my wife and you look just like her."
Not convinced of his innocence the woman yells," I don't think you love anyone but yourself, you stupid, useless, crazy, drunk!".
"Wow this is amazing," he hiccups, "You also speak just like her."
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A young man and his pretty bride rush in to see their minister at the church.
"We want to get married, Reverend. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you please do a quick ceremony?"
The minister is amused. He marries the two love birds, takes his money but then hesitates and asks, "I know you two are in love, but I would be remiss not to caution you that it is not wise to marry in a hurry. Why are you two in such a rush anyway?"
Rushing his new wife out before him the young man runs into the street shouting over his shoulder "Because we are parked in a 'no standing' zone!"
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Taeyang - Wedding Dress ( VIDEO and LYRIC )
Aww , I love this song . I like Taeyang too . Here is the VIDEO and LYRICS ;)
niga geuwa datugo
ttaeron geu ttaeme ulgo
himdeureo hal ttaemyeon nan huimangeul neukkigo
amudo moreuge mam a-a-apeugo
nijageun misomyeon tto damdamhaejigo
niga hoksina nae maeumeul alge doelkkabwa
arabeorimyeon uri meoreojige doelkkabwa
nan sumeul jug yeo
tto ipsureul kkaemureo
jebal geureul tteona naege ogil
Baby jebal geuui soneul japjima
Cuz you should be my Lady
oraen sigan gidaryeo on nal dorabwajwo
noraega ullimyeon ije neoneun
geuwa pyeongsaengeul hamkkehajyo
oneuri oji ankireul
geureoke na maeil bam gidohaenneunde
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nae mameul mollajwotdeon
nega neomu miwoseo
gakkeumeun nega bulhaenghagil nan baraesseo
imi nae nunmureun da ma ma mareugo
beoreutcheoreom honja neoege malhago
maeil bam geureoke buranhaetdeongeol bomyeon nan
ireoke doelkkeoran geon aranneunjido molla
nan nuneul gama
kkeuchi eomneun kkumeul kkwo
jebal geureul tteona naege ogil
Baby jebal geuui soneul japjima
Cuz you should be my Lady
oraen sigan gidaryeo on nal dorabwajwo
noraega ullimyeon ije neoneun
geuwa pyeongsaengeul hamkkehajyo
oneuri oji ankireul
geureoke na maeil bam gidohaenneunde
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
budi geuwa haengbokhae
neoreul ijeul su itge
nae chorahaetdeon moseupdeureun da ijeojwo
birok handonganeun no oh
na jugeul mankeum himi deulgetjiman no oh
neomu oraen siganeul chakgak soge
hollo babocheoreom saratjyo
ajikdo nae geunyeoneun nal bogo
sae hayake utgo inneunde
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu
nega ibeun wedingdeureseu